February 2012
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the world is coming to an end, Snooki is pregnant.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via 1612th)
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tonight Angelina Jolie proved my point that she is...
what a home wrecking wench.
this is all I have to say
guillam:
“It’s unfortunate and I really wish I wouldn’t have to say this, but I really...”
– Emma Thompson (via thesearepeopleyouknow)
If unborn babies are people:
phenthouse:
Soon to be parents can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
3 words: Children Eat Free!
Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
“No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”
The Sexiest of Clint Eastwood (There should be a...
fyeahclinteastwood:
“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote this.
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via kassieking)